Forget the Scene

“Hai, my name is Emma and if you don’t have a penis then you have very little chance of being my best friend. TRU FACTS.”

Yeah. I’m Emma and I very rarely get on with girls. And yes, I am aware of the fact that I am, in fact, female. You can’t win ‘em all, eh?

I am fifteen years of age and I live in the hippy capital of Great Britain – a small town named Glastonbury, made famous for the festival. I was brought up to drink cider, swear repeatedly and talk like The Wurzels – a standard mid-Somerset childhood, really.

I like to believe that I am a geek and that I know stuff. I don’t. I am, however, a ‘Grammar Nazi’ who spends too much of her time reading books and typing words. I listen to music, drink coffee and sleep – I do not, I am told, have much of a life.

The majority of my friends are boys. I believe this is because I spent most of the first six years of my life with my cousins (all male) and I learnt to understand them better – females confuse me, and girls generally annoy me in real life. But when they’re the other side of a computer screen? It’s all good – let’s talk ’til the sun goes down and becomes interwebz buddies~.

So yeha, I’m Emma, and I am mega cool. Let’s talk.

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